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lyrics
Lookin’ in the mirror every day,
I can’t believe I’ve turned out this way
My derrière’s grown exceedingly fat,
But I know I’m gonna do about that
With all of my chins and flabby arms I’m gonna bow to the surgical suit of arms
Gonna be a beauty queen
Gonna be a beauty queen
Lipo’s not as bad as it seems
Gonna be a beauty, I’ll be a beauty queen
Well I went through the doors of a department store
They sent me right up to the “Fatso floor”
They had mumus, overalls, polyester tweeds
But none of these frocks could fulfill my needs
The problem with me is I’m gettin’ old
When I sit down my stomach folds
Gonna be a beauty queen
Gonna be a beauty queen
Lipo’s not as bad as it seems
Gonna be a beauty, I’ll be a beauty queen
Facelift to the left, facelift to the right
But tuck in and it’s all right
People will gasp when they see my physique
A wisp of a woman so smooth and sleek
You might tell where I’m from
‘Cause there’s a lot of new faces on everyone
So give me a shot in my stodgy lips and suck this fat right out of my hips
Gonna be a beauty queen
Gonna be a beauty queen
Lipo’s not as bad as it seems
Gonna be a beauty, I’ll be a beauty queen
Cleopatra had lovely eyes
But you never saw those cottage cheese thighs
No more chubby tubby for me
mmm, mmm, mmmmm
See ya later fatty town
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